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Why are good night stories interesting. Wouldn't it be more efficient to tell a extremely boring story that causes someone to fall asleep like the entire manual to UNIX
Have you ever thought like Deidara from Naruto like if he was forced to unclog a toilet with his hands how he would taste it all?
A FIFO buffer is like all the way through where the first part is the part that comes out first while a LIFO buffer is like shoving items up your ass and pooping them out where the last item you put in is what comes out first
Do you think dog anthros keep their bacculums to take home after bottom surgery. Dogs like bones after all
If you had to write a web api and you were forced to use either ETF, YAML or S-expressions to return data. What would you use?
A evil hobbyist is way funnier than an evil scientist as they will do stuff with a budget that might up extremely funny
Java programmer trying to be seductive: If you were a java object I would call finalize on you to destroy your insides
I wonder if anyone has ever decided to parse notification emails instead of using an API
Imagine confusing asyncronous and anachronistic
Imagine like if dogs had wings and would do annoying things like fly up on the dinner table and stuff
Would a real hardcore Naruto fan have an easier time learning sign language as they have practiced the handsigns? It must be possible to iteratively iterate recursively some way using a stack that is a dynamic array to avoid overflows somehow?
Sometimes programming sounds like wizardry when you literally use words like: curses, binding, sigil, invocation, char, null, token, void, cyclic barrier, sprite, phoenix, ember, meteor, daemon
Imagine going to a mine where they mine rubies and looking if they have a minecart and if they have it and if it is full then asking of it is ruby on rails
What if you managed to make a human readable data serialization format but you could not understand a thing as you are a therian?
What if you try to rubber duck debug but you talk to a headmate instead and it turns into pair programming?
A bottom that when teased always generates a valid base64 string. When you decode it you know what they really mean