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Puns

From Randomness wiki

If you eat something real good, is it pheNOMenal?

If you have a fact about art, is it then an artifact?

If you sing a song in a maze, does it make your song aMAZEing?

If you have a staircase covered in eyes, is it a starecase?

If you murder a mushroom, is it fungicide?

Did you know that when you are programming you are always having fun since you are writing FUNctions

If you steal a clock, do you take time?

If you set up a camera and you are a girl, are you a camgirl?

if you top someone after a lapdance, is it a laptop?

In the programming language Erlang if you use the fun keyword to declare a function you must write end after since all fun must come to an end

If your corpse isn't real, are you non corporeal?

If you get SRS, is it rid dick oulous?

If you get in trouble for shooting someone, is it troubleshooting?

Do you know why my computer isn't running, It does not have legs

What is a robot's favorite sauce? AI oli

If a con man would write a text, would it be a context?

If you eat automatically, are you autoNOMus?

If you got the same understanding of something as the average woman has, do you then have a broad understanding?

If you are a hero and an elephant. Are you then a hierophant?

If you merge with your sub, are you then submerged?

If there are DIEodes are the LIVEodes too

If you didn't know you were trans as a child. Are you then a kinder egg?

If you start working as a cat, are you then mewly employed?

If a spell was stored in a can, would casting it require an inCANtation?

What does a dog do when it leaves? It disembarks

If you carried too many cucumbers, would it be cucumbersome or would you get overcucumbered?

If you program with a boner. Would that be considered hardcoding?

If a melon contains too much e-coli, is it meloncoli?

If there are extraneous data between \r and \n and you still read that data. Does that count as reading in between the lines?

If you chop the head off a capacitor, is it a decapacitor?

You know what electrical applicance has zero chill, a space heater

What does a cat say when it eats? Nyoom

If an ent is a mom. Is she a moment?

If you are a pole dancer but you are also bi. Are you bipolar?

If you mate with your sub. Do you sublimate?

If you are bisexual and you eat. Are you then biNOMinal?

If you are a gay dog girl, are you then a bitch lesbian?

If you have an ability to lie. Is that a liability?

If you give a handjob to someone you are inside. Is it an inside job?

If a devil lays an egg. Is it a deviled egg?

If there is yoghurt is there "yog does not hurt" too?

Can you still have MANdibles if you are an insect woman?

If Biden says oof. Is he a bidoof?

If a hydra licks you. Would it be hydraulic?

If you go to the Klingon home planet Kronos to get a job. Is that a cronjob?

If you take to much E that you become a girl. Are you then an e-girl?

What do you call an angel with a bow and arrow? An archangel

What kind of code do sailors like the most. C code

If a tree dies from being sliced. does it die a log?

If a cat does something. Is it on PURRpose?

If you are paid to unleash your load in someone. Is it a payload?

Do you know what happens when you bite a wookie? They chewbacca

If you restore a furby to its original condition, Is it refurbished?

What do you call a smart hyena? A YEENius

If a taur is unusual, are they off-centaur?

If you get intimate wit someones leg, is it legIntimate?

If you tell a furry to do a task do you know the amount of time it will take? A yiffy

Do you know how to uniquely identify a hyena? By its hyenUUID

How do you catch a robot? A botnet

Do you know how to get many pastries? Copy pastry

If you are unable to use the AWK language that well, is that awkward?

If a horse is too triangular. Is it an equinelateral triangle?

If a catgirl likes memes. Is she nekomemey?